Humour. (well we think its funny anyway)
If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad times", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the strips on ALL your credit cards. It reprograms your PIN number, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 0898 numbers.
This virus will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with hair remover and your hair
remover with Regaine, all the while screwing your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and charging their hotel rendezvous and all their room
service to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and
throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It
will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive
tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change
the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message
opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will refill your skimmed milk with Milk of
Magnesia!
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this information to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll
fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in
front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send to everyone...
In
case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
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