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See below to download now!!!
Welcome to this truly wonderful new web site reflecting upon the tragic life and times of the Lone Lyme Bay Diver and his sad sad exploits in and around Lyme Regis, all wondrously brought to you in glorious technicolor with surround sound full stereophonic effects
Bookmark this page and come back regularly as the full story of the fat slap-headed old twerp known only as the Lone Lyme Bay Diver unravels before your eyes, (as does his wig!). Revel in his exploits with his decimated dive club full of muppits, numpties and weirdo's, foolishly taking to the high seas when no sane diver would bother to get out of their bed in the morning. Marvel in their unrivaled gift of loosing divers from their club faster than you can say "out of order" and be amazed how they, aided only by GPS, sounders, charts, compass, VHF and many minutes of accrued knowledge, fail to ever find any wreck they are looking for. Plunge to the deep hidden depths of diving depravity with his unscrupulous exploits of devious dive club politics, and see if you can do as no diver has done before by un-raveling his unfathomable logic and lack of moral scruples.
Yes,
they truly are the dive club from hell and the detestable Lone Lyme
Bay Diver is the diver you would rather not associate with, let alone
have as your dive buddy or friend. Would you join them? Of course not!
So why not check out the Sublyme Divers web site to find out about a
real dive club with real diving and real people in and around Lyme Bay.
A club where the diver really matters and club politics can go to...,
well, I suppose that they can go to the sad old Lone Lyme Bay Diver.
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Would you be interested in a Slymebay diver T Shirt based on the background image used in this website? Let me know and if I get enough interest I just might get a load run off for sale. Click here for details
For the all new "2003 A Turd Odessey" full length feature cartoon with sound effects click on the 2nd image. This is just over 1mb long so go off and crack open a tinny while it loads To play the flash intro again click on the 1st Lone Lyme Bay Diver logo |
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